WALKING
THE DOG
A WOMAN was flying from
Melbourne to Brisbane .
Unexpectedly, the plane was diverted to Sydney along the way.
The flight attendant explained that there would be a delay,
and if the passengers wanted to get off the aircraft
the plane would re-board in 50 minutes.
Everybody got off the plane except
one lady who was blind.
A man had noticed her as he
walked by
and could tell the lady was blind because her guide dog lay quietly
underneath the seats in front of her throughout the entire flight.
He could also tell she had flown this very flight before
because the pilot approached her and calling her by name, said,
'Kathy, we are in Sydney for almost an hour.
Would you like to get off and stretch your legs?'
The blind lady replied, 'No thanks,
but maybe Buddy
would like to stretch his
legs.'
Picture this:
All the people in the gate area came
to a complete standstill
when they looked up and saw the pilot walk off the plane
with a Guide dog! The pilot was even wearing
sunglasses.
People
scattered.
They not only
tried to change planes, but they were trying to change
airlines!
True story... Have a great day and
remember...
..THINGS AREN'T ALWAYS AS
THEY APPEAR.
A DAY WITHOUT LAUGHTER
IS A DAY
WASTED!!!
Crossbreeding Trends
courtesy of chazhound.com
Here are some of the lessor known breeds that are being bred in
different parts of the world...
Crossbreed Dogs:
*Pointer + Setter = Poinsetter, a traditional Christmas pet.
*Pekingnese + Lhasa Apso = Peekasso, an abstract dog.
*Labrador Retriever + Curly Coated Retriever = Lab Coat Retriever, the choice of research scientists.
*Newfoundland + Basset Hound = Newfound Asset Hound, a dog for financial advisors.
*Terrier + Bulldog = Terribull, a dog that makes awful mistakes.
*Bloodhound + Labrador = Blabador, a dog that barks incessantly.
*Collie + Malamute = Commute, a dog that travels to work.
*Deerhound + Terrier = Derriere, a dog that's true to the end.
*Bull Terrier + Sh*tzu = Bullsh*tz, a gregarious but unreliable breed.
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